Uncle Stewart paid a visit on like day 10. He brought food over and made us sandwiches. They were Boca chicken burgers with cheese, hummus, avocado, and tomato. Stewart and I lived off of these in college. Liz napped while we ate them as I bounced Walter in one arm. Walter had already had some milk, so he was good.
Uncle Dave came through. They bonded over their long legs.
A different Victoria Johnson signed up for a Match.ca account with my email address so when I got the inevitable password reset message I logged in and fixed the grammar in her profile.
Sheroes of the modern age.
I thought Victoria Jackson for a minute, which gave the story an interesting added twist.
Hawaiian Blizzard Rules!
Ziggy Sobotka from season two of The Wire was played by the same actor (James Ransone) as Body Suit from The American Astronaut. LOOK IT UP!
There’s nothing in this box, I checked.
Jenga. Angry Birds. Death Star.
I’m going to appear on Erik Kraft’s new blog, not this new one but his next new one, on which I will eat a pie like he did.
I’ve started a Tumblr just for one series of cartoons I do. Follow it if you like that sort of thing.
This is fuckt
My father taught me to kill the sunflower.
Comfort-U Full Body Pillow, this model got pregnant from it!
Why’d “10% off the disco collection” go to my spam folder but “30% off american flags” didn’t?